Condom PaperweightValentine’s Day this year coincides with National Condom Week! Yes, it works as a pick-up line; but it should also light that bulb in your head that will steer you over to CondomPaperweights.com. There you can buy your honey a—condom encased in a paperweight?

Apparently, yes.

“Now you can clear the clutter from your desk while unleashing your inner Cupid with the new Condom Paperweight from CondomPaperweights.com.” Wow! “The Condom Paperweight is a crystal, designer paperweight for home or office that contains a removable condom package.”

Take that condom out of hiding, and let your sluttines reign supreme at home or the office! We could sure use a few of those at the Playgirl Mansion