Dolly’s Boobs Call a Time Out; Tour Postponed
Dolly Parton‘s United States tour was postponed six to eight weeks due to back problems caused by—what else?—her unbelievably huge tatas, her Web site reported.
“I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn’t mean to hurt myself doing it!” she said in a statement. Her tour was scheduled to begin Feb. 28 in Minneapolis, Minn. to promote her new album (which, btw, Playgirl reported on last year).
“Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can’t wait to get back out there. See you soon, Dolly.”
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