Dolly’s Boobs Call a Time Out; Tour Postponed

12Feb08

DollyDolly Parton‘s United States tour was postponed six to eight weeks due to back problems caused by—what else?—her unbelievably huge tatas, her Web site reported.

“I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn’t mean to hurt myself doing it!” she said in a statement. Her tour was scheduled to begin Feb. 28 in Minneapolis, Minn. to promote her new album (which, btw, Playgirl reported on last year).

“But hey,” she continued, “you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems.

“Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can’t wait to get back out there. See you soon, Dolly.”

Get the next best thing to seeing her live here (for real; don’t skip the intro!).



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