Late Breaking: Gene Simmons joins the club

22Feb08

tongue.jpegLeaked sex tapes: not just for vapid heiresses, attempted-murderesses and people who wouldn’t otherwise be famous. This week, possessor of the world’s most famous tongue Gene Simmons joined this elite society; though, in an unusual twist, it appears he himself isn’t behind the effort. The Sydney Morning Herald reports today that Simmons’ lawyers are busy attempting to squelch it’s viral spread on the internet.

In the video, which you’ve probably all seen by now, he bangs a girl who purportedly promotes an energy drink, which for some reason is the only detail about this ordeal I find remotely interesting.



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