Missing: Jesus’ Foreskin

10Mar08

Jesus CircumcisionDavid Farley is hot on the trail of Jesus’ foreskin, which has allegedly been missing from an Italian Church since 1983, the Star Tribune reported in Minneapolis last December.

The disappearance of the “Holy Prepuce,” which is a patch of the foreskin of Jesus, is currently a topic of research for the writer. It is apparently the only bit of the Lord that was left behind; talk about marking your territory! Until it went missing 25 years ago, it was used as a centerpiece for the Feast of the Holy Circumcision at the Church of the Most Holy Name of Jesus in Calcata, Italy. Tasty!—Rachel Brook



2 Responses to “Missing: Jesus’ Foreskin”

  1. 1 Beck

    This is bullshit


  1. 1 Missing: Jesus’ Foreskin

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