FIT FOR A QUEEN
If you sit for a long enough time on the toilet, you’ll most likely get small red imprints where the seat made contact with your tush. Sit for two years STRAIGHT, like one woman in Kansas did, and you’ll have police men prying your skin from the porcelain throne.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple, who was called to the scene by the woman’s boyfriend, described the incident for Fox News: “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine… I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
Her physical and mental health are currently being examined. Here at Playgirl, we think her boyfriend’s mental health deserves the questioning since he left her there for two years before contacting anyone… Makes your man sound like an attentive Prince Charming, no?—Thalia Aurinko-Mostow
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