‘You are NOT the Father!’
Who needs “Maury” when you can determine your child’s paternity in the privacy of your own home? Simply order Identigene’s DIY paternity test online (or brave your local Rite Aid or Meijer), swab the inside of the child’s and alleged father’s cheek, send it off to the lab, and receive (99.99-percent accurate) results in less than a week!
Unless you slept with, like, 167 men in one month, in which case, at $150 a pop, this could get pricey, this could be a great way to spare you the mortification of airing your dirty laundry on national television. But for those who can’t afford to shell out for testing numerous potential poppas, I hear you get a free plane ticket out of paying Maury a visit. [Thrillist]
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