Pirates of the…FALSE ALARM
It’s depressing that this Internet rumor was killed before we even got to spread it, but… everyone take a deep breath…Johnny Depp is not going to appear in ads for Magnum extra large condoms. Smells like a publicity stunt or an April Fool’s joke, which was my first thought this morning upon reading the news, just after I recovered from the usual startling round of bizarre Google announcements and pregnancy admissions. Needless to say, :(.
As consolation, I’ll see what I can do about getting some work done on the photo above. Photoshop those pants off, maybe insert a bearskin rug, you know the drill.
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