Another Shoddy Attempt to Invoke Badassness

16Apr08

Jason Fife might need to re-watch The Godfather. The Pennsylvanian sent his wife’s lover a severed cow’s head, and was sentenced to probation and community service, United Press International reported. Fife was charged with stalking, harassment, disorderly conduct, and terroristic threats after sending threatening messages, pictures and a severed cow’s head to the victim. Purchased frozen at the butcher, he wanted the head to unsuspectingly pass through the parcel service. What he didn’t take into account was that the package, sent in June, would be sitting on the front steps, seeping out blood. —Liz Nadybal



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