Chelsea Clinton: America’s favorite fag-hag


Keeping up with keeping hip is tough work. And what used to work for politicians (speaking to MTV, appearing on “The Daily Show“) is now run-of-the mill; standard. So kudos go to Chelsea Clinton, who seems to have learned how to hold her liquor. The former First Daughter went on a gay pub crawl Friday night in Philly to rouse supporters.

Led around the neighborhood by Gov. Ed Rendell, Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians, as she walked from one club to the next. They ran up to hug her, posed for pictures and certainly invaded her personal space.

“I grabbed her ass,” one young woman exclaimed to her friends after snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter. []


Everyone wanted to be close to Chelsea—even a few people rocking Obama stickers and pins (leftover from a rally taking place a few blocks away earlier that night). She hit four bars in Center City, finishing up at Woody’s.

Instead of the barbed questions Chelsea’s faced in recent appearances, this crowd had other curiosities; such as what she’ll wear on inauguration day, and what she’s doing with her fabulous hair these days. Gotta love the gays.

2 Responses to “Chelsea Clinton: America’s favorite fag-hag”

  1. 1 Wang

    Speaking of Chelsea Clinton:

    There is bad news about her father.

    It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.

    Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    (I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. Moreover, there are innumerable copies in very many countries around the world.)
    “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

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