Case of the Missing Vagina
Anyone who breaks into a store at 4 a.m. would probably come out with either cash in their pockets or cuffs around their wrist. This burglar came out with Jenna Jameson’s vagina.
On April 15th, a man was caught on surveillance breaking into the sex shop, Erogenous Zone, in Fullerton, CA. After repeated failed attempts at throwing a rock through the windows, the man finally broke through a display window and casually walked in. He tried to get cash from the register, but had trouble opening it. What is a man to do? Steal Jenna Jameson’s plastic pussy, that’s what!
The replica is worth about $250, and authorities have begun the search. But seriously, would you really want that back now?
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