Go Ahead, Rock the Five-Knuckle Shuffle

24Apr08

Okay boys, today’s your lucky day.

Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Fox News Reported.

Australian Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found men who masturbated more than five times weekly were one-third less likely to develop the cancer. Pack your palms, gentlemen!

The prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation. Beating the meat on a regular basis flushes carcinogens out. It’s as simple as that. The study surveyed 1,000 dudes who got prostate cancer and 1,250 who didn’t, between the ages of 20 and 50.

And here’s a bone for the ladies—it’s not just pump-thumping that does it! That’s right—good old-fashioned banging will do it too. Just as long as you don’t end up with an STD, which raises your risk of cancer.



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