Big Boobs Prove Innocence!


Serena Kozakura, a Japanese model known for her large (44-inch!) bust, recently proved her innocence in a stalking case involving her ex-boyfriend with the help of her breasts.

Kozakura had been convicted of property damage to her ex’s apartment; he claimed she created a hole in his door in order to break in and yell at him through. Kozakura told the courts it was he who made the hole.

In the latest round of proceedings, she finally proved her story by showing that the hole was too small for her to fit through due to the size of her bust.

“I used to hate my body so much… But it was my breasts that won in court,” Kozakura said triumphantly in a recent interview. []

—Thalia Aurinko-Mostow

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